The Miami Student Editorial Christmas List
Editor-in-Chief – a new humor editor
Managing Editor – writers to learn where to put, commas
Campus & Community – a hardcover AP Stylebook to bang their heads into
Design Team – that writers would not ask for article graphics three days before print
Entertainment – for Ticketmaster to get its shit together so they can get Taylor Swift tickets
Humor – more jokes and a new sense of humor
Sports – to be Ohio State
Opinion – more people to have opinions because they need more consistent writers
Food – for Bell Tower Dining Hall to reopen sooner rather than later 🙁
Style – for Miami boys to stop wearing flip flops to class
Video – the TikTok algorithm to put The Miami Student TikTok on your for you page
Social – wants Elon Musk to un-buy twitter
